Google Loaded For Google Bear What better way to enhance the revenue stream than by inserting all things Google into the template? AdSense has been open for one year, and I've pulled down a whopping 17 cents which Google still refuses to pay me. I'm not forgetting Google. It's certainly not the sporadic posting or the substandard content that's limited the success of the site. It's the fact that the site doesn't have 3 more points of purchase.
With that in mind, I've upgraded the site to include Google Search, Google Referrals, and Google Something Else for your purchasing pleasure. Including the 17 cents already earned, I should expect to exceed the clever name of a popular rapper some 6 months from now. Not his earnings, just his nickname. Wait, why even bring him into this? Never mess with a guy who's been shot and lived.
What chance does anytone have of seeing any of this, let alone using any of the Google crap? I couldn't hardly fit it where I wanted it in the template. I'm like a rookie salesman loaded up with brochures, a sample case, and zero chance of moving a dime of product.
I also took this opportunity to review the Google prohibited practices. Oops. I think I've already violated seven of them. However, like little old ladies and the IRS, Google's not really looking for the ten clicks a month sites.
Seriously though Google, when can I expect the 17 cents? I've had my eye on 3 pieces of gum for 2 months now.  ¶ 1:17 PM