News & Views North Korea - Glad to see me & the U.S. have the same type of problems. Me? It's the kids down the street got fireworks way to strong for them to be shooting off. You tell them not to. They don't listen. Same problem. Different scale.

Bin Laden - Love the balls on this guy asking for his buddy, Al-K-Rappi's, body back. Sure, Bin. We were going to use it as a pinata, but you can have it instead. It was starting to smell anyway. We'll send it right over. What cave you in?

Views -Views? I don't have any. You should know that by now. I just put it up there because it rhymes with News.

Other Things
- The march to 1,400,000 place on Technorati continues. It's easy to do with 0 links from 0 sites. Blogging in a vaccum worked to perfection. Thank You. I'm here every week, but no one else is.

-Went back to reread some old posts, and found typos that spellcheck missed. Before I fixed them, it occured to me, what's the point? If an apostrophe fell off "it's" on this blog, would anyone hear it?

-Couldn't be more bored. I'm actually doing house projects. That is the height of boredom in middle age. Come on here & mock something or hang new drop lights? Option 3 would be jumping from my 2nd floor window and ending the boredom. I don't think the 2nd floor is high enough to do any real damage. I'm too lazy to climb to the roof and do it right. Too lazy, and bored.  ¶ 2:06 PM