My Buddy Adsense I'm not even sure I can talk about this. I thought I saw in the Adsense legalese something about not intentionally promoting the ads on your site. At this point, I think I'd welcome the monitoring.

I would imagine a common interest we all have is checking to see what Adsense thinks of our blogs via the ads they run on our blogs. In my case, Adsense is the only thing with an opinion on my blog. So far, my buddy Adsense has decided the only things I have any shot at selling are services. Yesterday, though, the Grey Ghost displayed its first ad for a finished good. Adsense decided, that given the content & my zero readers, the Grey Ghost was a good candidate to sell sports bean bags. That's right, sports bean bags. Adsense's decision then is that the perfect product for the atypical Grey Ghost reader is shapeless, malleable, and sports oriented. Sounds like me. Needless to say we won't be leaving the day jobs. I also hope I haven't caused any damage to the good people down at the sports bean bag factory either because by my count the Ghost & Adsense haven't sold one bean bag.

Which got me to thinking, given that the blog is nothing more than my own personal reflections, would not I be the perfect target market for whatever Adsense drops above the fold? There's a problem then because I don't want a sports bean bag. I don't want any bean bag. If I got into a bean bag I'd probably need assistance getting out of it. Maybe I'm the one with the problem. Who am I to argue with the expertise of Adsense? Face it Ghost, anyone who either pumps out or reads this sophomoric drivel is likely to have a dorm room chic decorating sense. Next I'll become the outlet for neon beer lights and anything with the Playboy Bunny logo tattooed on it.

As I said, I may have violated the contract by blogging about this. If I have, I apologize. I'm guessing I'm safe in that I'm nowhere on the radar. If the Adsense Monitoring Police do stop by however, Welcome!!!....Buy a Bean Bag.  ¶ 2:07 PM