Blogger, Google,Yahoo, & Technorati Way back in post number one in 2003, I think I talked about a secondary goal in creating this blog of "ramping up my technical knowledge". Wait. Forget that. I just checked the first post, and apparently I've deleted that. Trust me, it was in there.

I do a lot of things just to see if I can do them, and this blog is my current "thing". I guess what I want to see is if I can get it to X # of hits a day, and I don't necessarily know what X will make me happy. It's a moot point currently as I continue to be stuck on zero.

I know I need to be patient. I know I can't expect results after only posting regularly for a week and a half. I also know I can't hardly find me out there. Maybe I don't understand the search engines mechanics. I do understand that whatever that mechanic is it thinks I'm irrelevant. Thank you search engine.

I think I have a problem with too generic a name. I go through a lot of Weimaraner sites looking for mine. No, I don't have Weimaraner. A couple posts back I talked about the girl from strangeblueghost.blogspot who stopped by while exploring liked named blogs. I wonder how the hell she found me? Of my original goals, about the best job I'm doing so far is staying anonymous.

On Google, the only posts of mine I could find where all titled "Report Objectionable Content to Blogger". Sigh? Normally, I'm pretty proud of myself if I've offended someone, unless I've been censored. I can cuss with the worst of 'em, but I've tried to keep it clean here in order that it might have the broadest possible appeal. I haven't used F---. I've said "crap" instead of S---.
Apparently, you can't say "manboob". For that post, there was no getting around "manboob". Sorry Blogger or Google or whoever's offended by "manboob".

So my to-do list is find a new catchy blog name that's not trademarked and easy to find, and clean things up a bit?
F--- That!
How about I just take it straight to raunchy lockerroom, bar talk. Get myself banned from Blogger. If I go down with zero readers, at least I go down in flames.

Ooo, BannedFromBlogger, let me see if that domain's still available.  ¶ 3:48 PM