O.K. so I figured out why I can't see any comments on here. There aren't any. So I guess I don't need a hit counter either.
Actually, I figured this out after hitting a milestone in the existence of the Grey Ghost blog. The Ghost blog got it's first comment, and, like the Ghost's first reader, it was just spam. Thanks anyway, spam.
A couple years back I decided to buy everything that came through spam. All I ended up doing was increasing the size of my mortgage's penis. I didn't like having a mortgage with a bigger penis than my penis, so I've never trusted spam again.
That joke's a big hit on the cocktail party circuit, so feel free to use it. And if you come back by, leave a comment, or a couple dollars. Anything to motivate me to hit this thing daily.  ¶ 1:51 PM